It's that time of year, folks. Girl Scouts everywhere are camped out in front of grocery stores, just waiting to tempt you with their cookies. Here's what Twitter has to say about it.
You know the drill: don't make eye contact, paste a smile on your face, and stick to the "I-don't-have-any-cash" story. Yup, it's Girl Scout cookie time, and we're all going to have to face the music.
I can spot these little vultures from a mile away. They know my weakness.
— Sweatbands & Toothpicks [Blue Checkmark] (@PRandizzle74) February 17, 2020
Better put on my face paint and running shoes. I need to sneak around them. #girlscoutcookies #ninjalike pic.twitter.com/pYGRgeNiNw
Don't be fooled by the lower calorie counts of some varieties—it's physically impossible to eat a single serving size. Four cookies? In what universe?
Just saw serving size for Girl Scouts Thin Mints Cookies is “4.”
— Carl Kincaid (@CMoneyKS) February 17, 2020
That’s the best joke I’ll read all week.
More like 4 sleeves AMIRIGHT?! I eat more than 4 AT A TIME. #GirlScoutCookies #ThinMints #IEatMoreThanFourAtATime pic.twitter.com/76ul1hxLD7
Seriously, you can't just eat one, unless you're talking about one sleeve at a time.
These should fall under Category 1 of the Controlled Substances Act of 1970. #thinmints #girlscoutcookies pic.twitter.com/hwWArQfnGj
— Rick Nelson (@RickNelsonStrib) February 17, 2020
I can say with pride that half of my box of thin mints made it inside the house. #girlscoutcookies
— kennande (@kennande) February 18, 2020
The best thing about being single right now is that you don't have to hide your Girl Scout cookies from anyone.
I found someone’s hiding spot. #TrustIssues #GirlScoutCookies pic.twitter.com/8x4r95thgj
— Melissa E. Abeyta, Ed.D. (@MelissaAbeyta) February 17, 2020
Cookies are great for meal prep. No muss, no fuss!
Lol 😂 this would be me! #mealprep #Diet #girlscoutcookies @Miguel1979 pic.twitter.com/YHIIqU7y6G
— Paula B (@Liria2002) February 18, 2020
They come in cases for easy stacking and storage. Preppers, take note! These things are going to be like gold once the zombie apocalypse hits.
This stash of #tagalongs #girlscoutcookies should last me a few weeks. pic.twitter.com/ZHBQPJgn1J
— Teak (@TeakPhillips) February 18, 2020
People are very particular about how they eat them. Frozen seems to be a frontrunner.
It’s THIN Mint season & i wish the @girlscouts would just change the name to FAT mints. Because find me one person that eats a few cookies at a time when the ONLY way to eat ‘em is one FROZEN sleeve at a time.
— wickedsickpoetsalterego (@smallpencilclub) February 17, 2020
anyone got a problem and we can fight. For more #girlscoutcookies
Thin Mints on ice? How perfect!
How awesome is this? #girlscoutcookies #thinmints #anaheimducks https://t.co/mD21d2Oygs
— vcicesports (@vcicesports) February 16, 2020
In the end, we all give in, so go ahead and get a box ... or three. It's all for a good cause!
How I feel with #girlscoutcookies on every corner. pic.twitter.com/VqdkegqlSC
— OhSheila 🖤 (@sheelamar) February 15, 2020
So, what's your favorite kind of Girl Scout cookie? Are you a Thin Mint lover or do you gravitate more towards the Shortbread? Sound off in the comments and let us know!
