Petty theft. Juice cleanses. Urban studies and DDOS attack. It's 36 hobbies that are better than boys.
Tired of dating? Don't waste your time. Here are 36 hobbies that are better than boys.
Maps
Christopher Conn
Know where you're going, unlike with that relationship.
Commercial Airline Pilotry
Envato Elements/vlad_star
An underrated task.
19th Century American History
Irish Times
One of the most fascinating eras, and one rich with dimension, unlike all the dudes you meet.
Urban Studies
The Ascent
What's in a city? Sketchy people, or alternatively, advanced feats of civil engineering.
Trains
Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe
They are actually going places. That's kind of their whole thing.
Filing Lawsuits
Taylor Callery/National Law Journal
Because people are legally required to listen to you.
Big Oil
Sarah Grillo/Axios
I hear it really gives you an up in the power dynamic.
Aquascaping
Hanna Instruments
Craft the world of your dreams, populated by fish and algae-consuming swim-lizard creatures, which are better than humans and do not talk back.
Swords
Comicbook.com
You are the king of the castle.
Sea Monkeys
Instant Life
They're smart. They're loyal. You're gonna buy them a house. You're gonna buy their momma a house. They appreciate you.
Dumpster Diving
Seven Days Vermont
That's kind of what you're doing anyway sifting through the dregs of our tragic demographic.
Donating Blood Plasma
Fix.com
Give up your lifeblood, but to someone who actually deserves it.
Cetacean Consciousness
Dolphins are way smarter than humans.
Higher Education
Joanna Neborsky/Teen Vogue
JSTOR is the boyfriend you wish you had.
French Cinema
Jeune Femme/Bologna Agenda Cultura
The nuance is a refreshing change. And it's kind of galvanizing how they don't actually say what they mean.
Ships in a Bottle
Dr. Don Friedman
They are never going anywhere, a lot like this relationship.
Tetris
Unsplash
All problems are solvable. Also, soothing as hell.
Being a Young Go-Getter in the City of New York
Maridav/Shutterstock
Buy a short skirt and a long jacket and maybe a car that will get you there.
Geometry
Pxhere
A plane is a flat, two-dimensional surface that extends infinitely far.
Chia Pets
Surreal Entertainment/Amazon
They are cute little guys with hair, and their hair is a plant. Amazing. And practical.
Astral Projection
Lia Kantrowitz/Vice
Actually transcend your body.
Breadmaking
Tulsa City County Library
Experience olfactory pleasure in the home. Bask in the sweet aroma of your accomplishments.
Geocaching
VeryWell Family
Discover mysterious worlds in the places you go every day. A lot like people, but inanimate, which can be peaceful sometimes.
Baroquecore
Youtube/AManicHella
Monks + metal = catharsis.
Cave Diving
Scuba Diving Life
Get lost in the dark. Stalactites. Wear a lamp on your head.
Petty Theft
Stroud News and Journal UK
Get petty, in the legal sense.
DDOS Attacks
Sebastien Thibault/Nature
Overwhelm a website with traffic in a metaphor for your emotions.
Anamorphosis
Felice Varini
Art that only makes sense from a certain angle, much like your past decisions.
Reptiles
Raul Prada Alcoreza
They don't say much, they don't eat a lot of food, and they tend to stick around a long time.
Composting
Composting News
It's time to make something from your trash.
Javascript
Megapixl
It's like logic + poetry that's also a secret code, and once you are fluent, you have powers.
Juice Cleanses
Suja Juice
These are a total scam. Still more worth it than your love life.
Slam Poetry
Savannah Blue/365 Things to Do in Houston
Just yell things.
The Alphabet
Pxhere
The puzzle-piece code of idea transmission. Pretty cool, 10/10.
Noodles
Janet Lee/Chicago Portfolio School/Packaging of the World
Never let you down.
Crime
Shutterstock/1234F Stock Photos
If all else fails.
Did we miss anything? If you've got a source of inspiration far more fulfilling than modern relationships, let us know in the comments below. And next time you're tempted to go on a date or engage with other humans socially in any way, consider petty theft or climbing in a dumpster. Because you're worth it.