File this one under "weird Virginia news."

We don't usually write about missing pets, but this one's a little, uh, different. 

According to Abernethy & Spencer Greenhouses' Facebook page, a Loudoun County resident has reported that her Spaulding male peacock has flown the coop. But he's not just any peacock – this one's a bit "randy." 

Kate Hogan asks that neighbors be on the lookout for "Chip." You'll know it's him because "The only thing he likes more than cat food is sex." And most likely, he'll be flaunting his colorful spread of feathers for potential suitors.

I mean, I've never seen a peacock engage in sexual behavior, myself, so I think I'll just report any peacock I see in the area.