A drink in one hand and a doughnut in the other: does it get any better than that?

Doughnuts are pretty good. Doughnuts are light, fluffy, and comforting and just what you need after, or before, really, a hard day at work or during a stressful time in your personal life. Doughnuts are the perfect comfort food because they are sugary, sweet, and fattening and you eat one and then maybe you'll have another and then, oops, the box is gone.

They're perfect for stress eating, is what I'm saying. No food is so perfectly engineered to both solve all of life's problems in the moment while setting some new ones in-motion down the road quite like doughnuts.

Do you know what the perfect pairing for doughnuts, and also stress, is? Booze.

That's why it's great news for Denver residents that Carbon Cafe & Bar and Habit Doughnut Dispensary is opening a second location in Five Points. Specifically, the new location will be at 2200 California St. in the new Arapahoe Square development.

Now, you just need one stop for all your stress-relieving needs. You can stress eat and stress drink ... at the same time! Just make sure you've figured out how to get home first.

Regulars of this establishment will be sure to balloon up to 500 pounds and be the jolliest people in the world.

So, in conclusion, you now know where to go if you're stressed and in the area of Five Points. Go for doughnuts or booze -- or hell, go for both! -- but go because it'll make you feel better for a little while, all while destroying your long-term health, which is all anybody could ever ask for, really.

Guys, Giordano's has finally announced its opening date for the Denver location!