Weird Metro People you don’t want to sit by on the DC metro
Riding the metro on a daily basis provides some quality entertainment as far as people watching goes. Here is a list of weird metro people that I think you can all relate to.
The Sleeper
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This guy can sleep anywhere and everywhere. He’ll take up an entire seat when the metro is completely packed. He may not be the strangest as far as weird metro people go, but he definitely is annoying when he’s snoring and drooling all over you.
Man in scrubs
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We know this guy thinks he’s Derek from Grey’s Anatomy by just the way he’s standing. He wants everyone to know that he is some sort of medical professional, and he also knows he’s good looking.
The Tourist
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This family is led by a dad in tan khakis, a polo shirt tucked in, binoculars, and New Balance tennis shoes. His wife is wearing the exact same thing..and so are his three kids. They all look confused and the corner of the dad’s map is practically going to poke someone’s eye out. Annoying!
Workout guru
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As if going to the gym wasn’t enough, this person will actually be doing pull ups on the rail. As far as I’m concerned the last thing I want early in the morning is someone’s knees smacking my face because they need to get “swole”.
No shoes, no problem guy
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Unless your feet are nicely pedicured, and you’re on a beach or at the pool, then you should always keep your loafers on my friend. The metro is already smelly and dirty enough, we don’t need to see those hairy feet!
The last minute beauty routine gal
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This girl is attempting to put eyeliner on WHEN the train is moving. I almost have to give it to her, if she’s able to apply a straight line more power to her. However, waking up two extra minutes early might not be a bad idea either. This is lower on the list as far as weird metro people go.
The political guy
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I don’t mean as far as Democrat or Republican, I mean this guy has some sort of ridiculous sign he’s been carrying around protesting who even knows what. He just might make someone mad so I would stand clear of him.
The Beats by Dre too cool for school guy
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This person could possibly blow their eardrums out with how loud their music is. I’m sure they’re enjoying themselves but I can tell you that everyone else doesn’t want to hear Drake’s latest album.
