Don’t follow the path everyone else will take and be caught amongst a sea of these typical halloween costumes.
Harley Quinn:
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This one’s pretty much a no-brainer. With all the hype Suicide Squad’s marketing team pumped out at the beginning of this year, ladies everywhere already made up their minds. Step into any halloween party, club, or bar crawl and I can bet you’ll spot at least 12 immediately. C’mon ladies, be original!
Trump:
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Possibly one of the most typical halloween costumes for this year - and one of the most obvious. Who doesn’t want to paint their faces orange and start saying random racist things?! It’s only for one night, right? Well the whole Trump thing is already pretty old, no way we want to see a whole ARMY of Trumps for Halloween. One is more than enough.
Stranger Things:
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Yes, we know the Netflix series was AMAZING. We binge watched the whole thing then immediately binge watched it all again. While the show was amazing and we all want to pay homage to the series, there are only so many Elevens or, god help us, Barbs we can take in one evening.
Scary Nun from The Conjuring 2:
Not that I think this one will be one of the most typical halloween costumes. I just really don’t want to see one skulking around, let alone turn to shield my eyes and see ANOTHER one. Too scary, even for halloween, please don’t.
Deadpool:
The movie was great. Ryan Reynolds was made for the role. You, Nicholas-not-so-funny, are just going to come off as mean, and by the end of the night that latex suit will not hold up like DPs. And consider this… you yelling “CHIMICHANGAS” over and over throughout the night will get old for even you, now multiply that by the 30 other Deadpools running around. Remember that before you squeeze yourself into that mask and one piece.
Walking Dead:
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Let’s be real here, unless you have Michonne's hair, Darrel’s bike & bow, or Carl’s sweet-but-serious prepubescent face; without any weapons (because let’s be real, no one is letting you in anywhere with fake weapons), all of you planning to go the Walking Dead rout are simply going to look homeless. Slap some Karo syrup with red food dye in it and just go for Zombie.
The Final Five:
The olympics were an awesome time, and Simone Biles won our hearts. But PLEASE, PLEASE don’t run around this Halloween in a glittery red white and blue leo. 1) my eyes 2) it’s so cold and 3) just don’t. Let the ladies have their glory without you (especially you once-a-year-crossdressers) ruining their glorious aesthetic.
Beyonce:
You’re not Beyonce, and you will never be Beyonce. Ladies, get in formation and DON’T DRESS AS BEYONCE! Everyone else will be doing it, and that is so far from the Queen B it’s not even fathomable.
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