"Cats" just came out as a feature-length film, and audiences simply aren't feline it.
Despite its incredible star power (sorry, Swifties), Cats seems to be disappointing audiences in a big way. Just take a look at these tweets:
#CatsMovie is terrible. A descent into madness, while at the same time showing you what the gates of hell might look like. This is the best way to torture someone. This comes from someone who can appreciate musicals. I did burst out laughing when the first cat jumped out singing pic.twitter.com/hT1ukdlp8B
— Zach Pope ➡️Sundance 2020 (@popetheking) December 19, 2019
For people who have seen the show on Broadway, dozens of singing, dancing cats are no surprise. For the uninitiated, it can be a bit jarring, to say the least.
I’ll have a detailed analysis on Thursday but here’s my capsule review of #catsmovie:
— Merry Whitta (@garywhitta) December 18, 2019
Imagine doing this constantly for two hours: pic.twitter.com/2KU1ERfTuV
Hold on, why is Danny DeVito/Batman Penguin in the CATS movie? #CatsMovie pic.twitter.com/mAO3bFlDgY
— Perch (@ComicPerch) December 18, 2019
Reactions included people who were disappointed in general, with a smattering of disbelief from people who noticed major production flaws.
Wait. They didn’t bother finishing the CGI on Rebel Wilson’s human hand? 💀⚰️⚱️ #Cats pic.twitter.com/u9g5xNA5XM
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) December 22, 2019
My favorite review from #CatsMovie pic.twitter.com/pTCHbE2Bcj
— bailey james (@baileyjhunt) December 19, 2019
Some were so moved, they even composed poems about the experience.
My eyes hurt.
— Liam De Brùn (@liamdeb) December 21, 2019
My ears bleed.
My head aches.
Film was supposed to be my friend.
I feel betrayed.
I feel hurt.
Jason Derulo made me uncomfortable.
Rebel Wilson and James Corden will haunt my dreams forever.
Reviewing movies was meant to bring me joy.
I feel nothing.#CatsMovie pic.twitter.com/dvWM52L5Zn
Many people are simply perplexed.
I’ve been trying to write a tweet for #CatsMovie for almost 20 minutes and I just can’t come up with anything. I’m truly speechless. I’m baffled by the fact that this movie exists. I don’t even know what an actual cat looks like anymore. It’s a truly horrifying experience. Yikes. pic.twitter.com/7Z36M5aAbV
— Austin Burke (@theBurk3nator) December 20, 2019
I used to think I was a cat person, but now I don't think I'm even a person person anymore #CatsMovie
— Santa Sanghera 🎅 (@Sathnam) December 21, 2019
Keep in mind, even the pros are deeming this silver screen reboot a major cat-astrophe.
I hope this ends up on the cover of the #CatsMovie home release. pic.twitter.com/scjN8fzW6A
— DJ Clulow (@djclulow) December 19, 2019
#CatsMovie crashed and 'Star Wars': #RiseOfSkwalker soared at #BoxOffice https://t.co/iOfGu5XlAm
— Urban Hollywood 411 (@UrbHollywood411) December 22, 2019
The worst film of the decade comes in just under the wire — and its name is #CATSMovie. Read Peter Travers' zero-star review https://t.co/A6L1o1dqO7 pic.twitter.com/9aS4hTsaz3
— Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) December 19, 2019
So, what are your thoughts now that you've seen these tweets? Is Cats still on your must-see movie list or will you be skipping it? Let us know in the comments!
