USDish.com has a job offer that horror fans can't refuse!
*Originally published on September 19, 2019
Updated on August 26, 2022:
Have you taken a Shine to the Overlook Hotel? Really, really love clowns? Have an unhealthy, leg-smashing obsession with your favorite author, Stephen King? If so, then there's a job that you'll want to take on (unfortunately, no, it's not the caretaker of a haunted hotel in the Colorado mountains).
USDish.com is on the hunt for one lucky fan to binge on some of the best movie adaptations of Stephen King's novels. The company will be asking you to track your experience during the viewings, from your heart rate to your jump scares. It wants to know all of your thoughts on the movie and will even ask you to log your sleep patterns after watching each one.
"Movie buff? Scaredy cat? Adrenaline junkie? All of the above? This job is not for the faint of heart, but it could be for you," writes Dish. "The ideal candidate has to be detail-oriented enough to track their experience. They could even share their scares on social media and vlog every time they jump out of their seats. No degree is necessary, nor will a drug test or background check be performed; however, applicants must be 18 years or older and a US citizen or permanent resident to apply."
According to USDish.com, the 13 Stephen King movies you will watch are:
- Carrie (original or 2013 remake)
- Christine
- Creepshow
- Cujo
- Doctor Sleep
- Firestarter (original or 2022 remake)
- It (original or 2017 remake)
- It Chapter Two
- Misery
- The Mist
- Pet Sematary (original or 2019 remake)
- Salem's Lot
- The Shining
If this sounds right up your alley, here's what you'll get:
- Access to watch all 13 movies
- A survival kit with a blanket, popcorn, candy, and some Stephen King paraphernalia
- A Fitbit to help you track your heart rate during some of the more intense scenes
Once you watch all 13 movies and log your report, Dish will pay you $1,300!
Head over to USDish.com to apply. Don't waste time because people are going to be applying faster than Pennywise blows up red balloons, and you don't want to be left out in the cold ala Jack Torrance.