Inspire Some Summer Lovin' with These Aphrodisiacs
Alright, so you finally met someone decent on Tinder and things are going well enough for a dinner date with a lil' dessert,
knowwhatimsayin'? Take a gander at the list below and get ready to book a table because Netflix and chill is out, binge-eating and loafing is in.
Avocado
Boomers complaining about millennials chowing down on avocado toast instead of buying houses need to stuff it because these fruits are mean, green, lovin' machines. I'll take a great trip to Pound Town over a 30-year mortgage any day.
Watermelon
Oh, you wet, pink, misshapen orb of deliciousness. I got asked to leave a neighborhood picnic because I was scarfing all the watermelon slices before bae came over. I suppose they had the right to be mad, seeing as how I didn't even live there, but whatevs.
Sushi
As it turns out, a nice, thick sushi roll is lo-aaa-d-ed with Vitamin E which bolsters energy, testosterone, and libido.
Domo arigato in advance.
Honey
This sweet nectar contains a bevy of B vitamins which yields improved testosterone production. Welp, that just made me see Winnie the Pooh a lot differently.
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Oysters
Did you know that oysters are eaten
alive as you chuck them down your gullet? Ah, well, the important thing is that these gooey little dollops boost dopamine levels, which in turn jack up libidos for men and women. Ain't no pearls in these oysters, so get to shuckin'.
Chocolate
These dark delights contain phenylethylamine, aka The Love Drug. Going straight for the Central Nervous System, chocolate gives feelings of happiness and arousal. Order some chocolate cake or a brownie for dessert then get some chocolate syrup for, you know,
after.
Celery
Who knew celery could be so sexy? Organic celery alters men's pheromones to make them more attractive to women, contains ample Vitamin E, and has a hefty dose of arginine which expands blood vessels. Ditch the Little Blue Pill and get some Long Green Stalks.
