Why? We argue, why not?
West Coast staple In-N-Out Burger is known for its fresh burgers, crisp fries, thick shakes, and now ... pool floats? On Thursday, the burger chain dropped their newest piece of merch, the "Fry Boat Pool Float" (say that five times fast!). Hot Girl Summer just got hotter now that you can fry in the sun in true french fry style.
The 6' x 3' float costs $59.95, or the cost of 37.46 orders of In-N-Out fries (or 17.63 orders of Animal Style fries). You know it's gonna be all over Instagram in a matter of days, so snatch yours up now if you want one! And who doesn't want one? When I sun at the pool, I want nothing more than to feel like freshly sliced potatoes dipped in a vat of bubbling oil and then (very) lightly salted!
Some In-N-Out fans are genuinely stoked on the idea.
Y’all...this In-N-Out fry boat pool float is sending me. I need it. pic.twitter.com/ToBMZ6hvZl— 🌈haley✨ (@haleydruscilla) May 27, 2021
Others, not so much.
Buy the In-N-Out Fry Boat Pool Float and you too can feel like a disgusting piece of cardboard that nobody likes pic.twitter.com/Mz8yJNvk6M— Baylee Klingler For President (@J_CapStS) May 28, 2021
However you feel about In-N-Out fries, don't forget the most important part of the new float. In classic In-N-Out fashion, the float features a Bible verse on the bottom. It's Proverbs 24:16, which reads For a just man falleth seven times, and riseth up again: but the wicked shall fall into mischief. Don't fall into mischief, you hear? Or the pool, for that matter.
Buy it online, and, uh, good luck. Hope the sharks don't mistake you for their favorite fast food joint!
Would you get the Fry Boat Pool Float? Tell us in the comments!