Petty theft. Juice cleanses. Urban studies and DDOS attack. It's 36 hobbies that are better than boys.
Tired of dating? Don't waste your time. Here are 36 hobbies that are better than boys.
Know where you're going, unlike with that relationship.
Commercial Airline Pilotry
An underrated task.
19th Century American History
One of the most fascinating eras, and one rich with dimension, unlike all the dudes you meet.
What's in a city? Sketchy people, or alternatively, advanced feats of civil engineering.
Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe
They are actually going places. That's kind of their whole thing.
Taylor Callery/National Law Journal
Because people are legally required to listen to you.
I hear it really gives you an up in the power dynamic.
Craft the world of your dreams, populated by fish and algae-consuming swim-lizard creatures, which are better than humans and do not talk back.
You are the king of the castle.
They're smart. They're loyal. You're gonna buy them a house. You're gonna buy their momma a house. They appreciate you.
Seven Days Vermont
That's kind of what you're doing anyway sifting through the dregs of our tragic demographic.
Donating Blood Plasma
Give up your lifeblood, but to someone who actually deserves it.
Dolphins are way smarter than humans.
Joanna Neborsky/Teen Vogue
JSTOR is the boyfriend you wish you had.
Jeune Femme/Bologna Agenda Cultura
The nuance is a refreshing change. And it's kind of galvanizing how they don't actually say what they mean.
Ships in a Bottle
Dr. Don Friedman
They are never going anywhere, a lot like this relationship.
All problems are solvable. Also, soothing as hell.
Being a Young Go-Getter in the City of New York
Buy a short skirt and a long jacket and maybe a car that will get you there.
A plane is a flat, two-dimensional surface that extends infinitely far.
They are cute little guys with hair, and their hair is a plant. Amazing. And practical.
Actually transcend your body.
Tulsa City County Library
Experience olfactory pleasure in the home. Bask in the sweet aroma of your accomplishments.
Discover mysterious worlds in the places you go every day. A lot like people, but inanimate, which can be peaceful sometimes.
Monks + metal = catharsis.
Scuba Diving Life
Get lost in the dark. Stalactites. Wear a lamp on your head.
Stroud News and Journal UK
Get petty, in the legal sense.
Overwhelm a website with traffic in a metaphor for your emotions.
Art that only makes sense from a certain angle, much like your past decisions.
Raul Prada Alcoreza
They don't say much, they don't eat a lot of food, and they tend to stick around a long time.
It's time to make something from your trash.
It's like logic + poetry that's also a secret code, and once you are fluent, you have powers.
These are a total scam. Still more worth it than your love life.
Savannah Blue/365 Things to Do in Houston
Just yell things.
The puzzle-piece code of idea transmission. Pretty cool, 10/10.
Janet Lee/Chicago Portfolio School/Packaging of the World
Never let you down.
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If all else fails.
Did we miss anything? If you've got a source of inspiration far more fulfilling than modern relationships, let us know in the comments below. And next time you're tempted to go on a date or engage with other humans socially in any way, consider petty theft or climbing in a dumpster. Because you're worth it.