We found some of the craziest laws on the New Jersey books.
If you look long and hard enough, you can find some pretty crazy laws in every state. Archaic or not, here are eight New Jersey laws that are still in effect!
If you're enjoying a nice hot bowl of soup, you better not make a single peep! Nobody wants to hear that gross slurping sound, and if you do slurp your soup, you could end up in the slammer. What do we have to do to enforce manners, people?
Sorry, guys! If your passion is knitting, you're just going to have to hold off until the fishing season comes to a close. Get back to fishing!
This law in Haddon, New Jersey, has spoken (but if you're in the mood to annoy someone of the same gender, it seems that you're good to go!).
When you see a person in uniform? Remember to turn those frowns upside down!
An ice cream a day keeps the doctor away? Not sure how all those Newark ice cream shops stay in business in the evenings!
This is the famous law that nearly everyone has heard about! If you're from out of state, this one takes some getting used to.
If your journeys in New Jersey take you to Raritan Borough, remember to keep your language clean!
No bird shall get harmed -- at least without warning -- in Creskill.
What do you think of these laws? Are there any other crazy laws you know of? Share your thoughts in the comments below!