"Go bark yourself."

Ever wonder what your dog would say if they could speak human? Well, one company has released a new collar that might help make that possible. The “Cuss Collar” is a new product released by MSCHF, and it turns Fluffy’s bark into curse words. 

The concept is fairly simple; every time your pup barks a swear word is played through a speaker on the collar. The collar works for dogs up to 80 pounds, takes three batteries, and costs $60 (shipping included). Each patent leather collar features a stainless steel buckle and a padded inside, so it's comfortable for your pooch.

The collar is not intended for training purposes and is not an anti-bark device. 

Check out the collar in action (please be advised, this video includes cuss words ... duh.):

The concept is similar to a bark collar, where it detects the vibrations from a dog’s bark. However, rather than emitting an electric charge, ultrasonic stimulus, or citronella scent, these all send a message that barking is unwanted behavior. There is no stimulus in response to the bark.

Courtesy of MSCHF

While the product is sold out, more will hopefully be in stock soon. This collar could make a walk in the neighborhood or visit to the dog park a helluva lot funnier! 

Would you want "Cuss Collar" for your dog? What swear words do you think that your dog will "speak" with the new cuss collar? Give us the scoop in the comments below.