Traffic around the region is that perfect storm of unexplained screeching halts, slowpokes, and maniac mergers. How many of these thoughts have you had while stuck around the DMV?

Out-of-town visitors simply don't get why it takes an hour to get to a restaurant that's 21 miles away. Traffic and all of its headaches are simply a way of life for us! Here's what the Twitterverse has to say about #DMVTraffic.

Time has no meaning here.

Rain, rain, go away. 

If a horn blows in a forest and no one is there to hear it, did it really happen?

Ahhh, that Hollywood magic!

Green means gooooooooo!

What's worse: driving the speed limit or speeding like your hair's on fire?


Let's all just stop for no reason!

You do you, girlβ€”it's wine 'o clock somewhere!

Can we all just agree to be in the right lane?

How are you feeling about #DMVTraffic these days? Let us know in the commentsβ€”or just shout it out your window on the Beltwayβ€”whatever works!