Traffic around the region is that perfect storm of unexplained screeching halts, slowpokes, and maniac mergers. How many of these thoughts have you had while stuck around the DMV?
Out-of-town visitors simply don't get why it takes an hour to get to a restaurant that's 21 miles away. Traffic and all of its headaches are simply a way of life for us! Here's what the Twitterverse has to say about #DMVTraffic.
Time has no meaning here.
Rain, rain, go away.
#dcdrivers be like: WHAT IS THIS WET STUFF FALLING FROM THE SKY??? BETTER DRIVE 10MPH UNDER THE SPEEDLIMIT 😱😒🙃— Kelmarie (@KelleyMarieH) September 24, 2018
If a horn blows in a forest and no one is there to hear it, did it really happen?
Mom: *blows horn*— Lish (@lishalishious) August 13, 2019
Dad: uh, that was road rage
Mom: no, that was a helpful beep to tell him to do the f*cking speed limit. I’m not paying $6 to drive 50 mph!
Dad: you used to be so nice. What happened?
Mom: #dmvtraffic happened
Ahhh, that Hollywood magic!
Green means gooooooooo!
Apparently it's Let's-Not-Go-When-The-Light-Turns-Green day here in the #DMV.— Practical Living Health & Fitness (@Prac_Living_Fit) July 23, 2019
I agreed with the decision only once, when a cute little family of Canadian geese was crossing the street 💗#Traffic#DMVTraffic#DrivingInTheDMV#DCDrivers#CuteAnimals#MorningCommute#RoadRage
What's worse: driving the speed limit or speeding like your hair's on fire?
I can’t stand VA drivers w/ yo law abiding ass 😂😂😂 ⠀— Jay King Tha Rebel (@Jay_King) June 22, 2018
⠀#DMV #VAdrivers #DCdrivers #MDdrivers #Comedy #Funny #JustSayin #YouReachin @ Northeast Washington, Washington, District of Columbia https://t.co/P8lYXuLkvn
Let's all just stop for no reason!
You do you, girl—it's wine 'o clock somewhere!
It just took me 1 hour and 45 minutes to make my 10 mile commute home from work. If there’s a clear reason why God invented wine and this is it #dmvtraffic— Andrea Anderson (@DreaaRose) March 28, 2019
Can we all just agree to be in the right lane?
Someone in a white #Audi flipped me the bird this morning. I still got to work on time, so I'm not mad.😄— CrystalClearDestiny (@Clear_Destiny_) February 13, 2019
To the person in the white #Audi stay out of the turn lane. Thanks!! #DMVTraffic pic.twitter.com/kZWzlwDNxg
How are you feeling about #DMVTraffic these days? Let us know in the comments—or just shout it out your window on the Beltway—whatever works!