Can you pronounce these Virginia town names?

I have been a Virginian my entire life—beginning in Northern Virginia and then eventually landing and staying in Hampton Roads. And one thing I have discovered that is true and well-known about Virginia is that we have a tendency to choose odd or hard-to-pronounce names for our towns.

For instance, there's Gloucester (G-lou-chest-er?), Charlottesville, Reston (town of resting?), Herndon, and, oh, so many more.

But then there's Fries, Dumfries, Assawoman, Farmville (not the game), and Butts (I … like big butts and I cannot lie).

Most of us are now like:

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Yes, yes, these are real … I promise you these are real town names. OCN is not playing a joke on you—they are hilarious and very, very real! Just imagine being Mayor of Butts ... (*giggles* I promise I'm an adult). 

Anyway, this channel called It’s a Southern Thing hilariously compiled a list of hard-to-pronounce Virginia town names and then … well, attempted to pronounce them.

They butchered most (if not all) of the names. Our favorite mispronunciation is Kilmarnock (Kill-mar-narc ... I mean, what?). 

What's worse is that I have lived in Virginia my entire life, and I even got some of these wrong (let's be real: all of these except two!). 

Watch the hilarity unfold below:

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How many did you mispronounce? Which ones did you get right? Tell us in the comments! 

Caitlin Helveston
Caitlin Helveston is a recent graduate of Old Dominion University (ODU) with a Bachelor's in English: Professional Writing. Her number one goal in life is to help people through her writing. She spends her spare time working out, writing two books, and hanging out with her cats while reading or watching movies.
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