In honor of the late comedy legend's birthday today, we share with you 20 unforgettable Betty White quotes.

On December 31, 2021, the world lost a legend. Just weeks prior to her 100th birthday, comedy legend Betty White passed away. In honor of her and her truly inspirational life, we wanted to share with you 20 of our favorite Betty White quotes. Happy Birthday, Betty. We miss you!

1. "Laughter keeps everyone feeling wonderful." 

2. "I know it sounds corny, but I try to see the funny side and the upside, not the downside. I get bored with people who complain about this or that. It's such a waste of time."

3. "I have no regrets at all. None. I consider myself to be the luckiest old broad on two feet."

4. "Everybody needs a passion. That's what keeps life interesting. If you live without passion, you can go through life without leaving any footprints."

5. "Humor is like music. It's a rhythm, and you just kind of get the rhythm of it, and you have to know not to let the beat go too long, but to leave a beat in there for it to gel, you know."

6. "It's your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver."

7. "People have told me 'Betty, Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with old friends…' At my age, if I wanted to keep in touch with old friends, I'd need a Ouija board."

8. "My philosophy for staying young is [to] act bubbly every day, drink bubbly every birthday!"

9. "There's no formula. Keep busy with your work and your life. Keep the person in your heart all the time. Replay the good times. Be grateful for the years you had."

10. "I'm a health nut. My favorite food is hot dogs with French fries. and my exercise: I have a two-story house and a very bad memory, so I'm up and down those stairs."

11. "Why do people say 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."

12. "You don't luck into integrity. You work at it."

13. "I don't know how people can get so anti-something. Mind your own business, take care of your affairs, and don't worry about other people so much."

14. "Kindness and consideration of somebody besides yourself. I think that keeps you feeling young. I really do."

15. "My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana."

16. "Butterflies are like woman – we may look pretty and delicate, but baby, we can fly through a hurricane."

17. "It is important that you not believe your own publicity. Be grateful for whatever praise you receive, but take it with a grain of salt."

18. "Friendship takes time and energy if it's going to work. You can luck into something great, but it doesn't last if you don't give it proper appreciation."

19. "If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble."

20. "You can lie to anyone in the world and even get away with it, perhaps, but when you are alone and look into your own eyes in the mirror, you can't sidestep the truth. Always be sure you can meet those eyes directly. Otherwise, it's big trouble, my girl."

Kristina Shriver
Associate Director of Our Community Now. When not writing or reading, Kristina likes to dance like no one is watching and enjoys speaking in vague movie references/quotes, which only a select few in her circle truly understand. A huge nerd, she loves attending comic book conventions (in costume, of course!) and engaging in geek-fueled conversations with anyone who is willing to listen to her ramble. She also dedicates her spare time to supporting various mental health organizations.
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