Just take all our money!
If you've ever wanted to become the human equivalent of a burrito, well, you're in luck, my friends. Celebrate National Burrito Day by becoming a burrito yourself. This burrito blanket is guaranteed to take your food coma naps to the next level!
We first became aware of this glorious bundle of joy a few years ago, thanks to Twitter user @katreenawhh, whose tweet of the burrito blanket went viral after posting photos on April 1, 2019. (No, it was not an April Fools' Day joke. And thank goodness for that! Can you imagine the riots that would occur if it was?)
lmaoooo i just got home and this was inside a package addressed for me. amazing pic.twitter.com/kU4ByxAnA7— katrina (@katreenawhh) March 28, 2019
The blanket is currently available on Amazon for about $40.
I mean, think of allll the uses this blanket possesses. Want to eat a free Chipotle burrito while sitting snug in your burrito blanket? Have at it! (*Insert you-are-what-you-eat joke here.*) Seriously, the possibilities are endless.
So, who else is ready to turn themselves into a giant burrito??