2020 has been quite the year for Rudy Giuliani. First "Borat," then Four Seasons Landscaping, and now ... this.
By now, you've probably heard about Giuliani's latest press conference, right? If not, here's a glimpse into how it went:
Courtesy of GIPHY
In general, you don't really want your lawyer to be sweating so profusely. More importantly, though, what is that black stuff? It's one of several questions everyone is asking after that bewildering press conference. We're not even going to get into the bizarre My Cousin Vinny references.
As you can probably imagine, the late-night comedians had a field day—and so did Twitter. Just like Mike Pence's fly incident, users have been flooding their timelines with tons of hilarious reactions. We rounded up some of the best tweets we could find to share with you.
Without further ado, here's what people had to say:
That footage of Giuliani sweating his hair dye and then drinking water like he was rescued from the desert was hard to watch
— Lynn Without an E (@Moon_River05) November 20, 2020
had the great fortune of adding a new photo to my sweaty rudy giuliani collection today pic.twitter.com/6aRybvOJQ3
— t-posing raccoon (@deathdahlia) November 19, 2020
We couldn't help but laugh out loud at these ones.
20 bucks Rudy Guilliani's briefcase is full of melted ice cream sandwhiches.
— Eliot Rahal (@EliotRahal) November 19, 2020
You all didn’t even clue into Giuliani’s press conference-at that moment when the squid ink started to flow down his cheeks & he was sweating profusely, that’s when the Kraken was about to be released but Giuliani willed it back for the big reveal later- at the proper moment.
— PRESIDENT BIDEN VP HARRIS! (@andyinTOONT) November 23, 2020
There were a few inside jokes that killed.
Is Rudy actually Cotton Hill??#RudyGiuliani #RudyIsMelting #RudyGuilliani #Rudyhairdye pic.twitter.com/UL3gmpBLDZ
— Badger ✨ (@BadgerStory) November 20, 2020
Remember when Papa Shango put the curse on the Ultimate Warrior? It's happening again....Sweaty Rudy Giuliani suffers hair malfunction in latest bizarre press conference https://t.co/FV8YlRTzPB pic.twitter.com/B5VgnBIvcG
— Philip Nolan (@philnolan1616) November 19, 2020
Who wore it best: sweaty hair dye edition. Rudy Giuliani versus Dirk Bogarde. pic.twitter.com/7FZ5gTG9gi
— Bernardo Miller-Villela (@BernardoVillela) November 19, 2020
This one was just weird...
Sweaty Rudy Giuliani fountain I made pic.twitter.com/2VEvkeGgcK
— Kevin Urrutia-O'Reilly (@kevUO) November 22, 2020
Some were quick to point out cringe-worthy, unsanitary behaviors.
Rudy Giuliani coughs, wipes his nose, wipes his MOUTH then the REST OF HIS FACE with the SAME SIDE of his tissue pic.twitter.com/v6CTPOedNE
— Tom Richell (@tomrichell) November 19, 2020
Last but not least, we can't forget Rudy's several other embarrassing moments this year.
Borat. Total Landscaping. Hair dye. We’re all witnessing Rudy Giuliani holding a master class in 2020 embarrassing moments. pic.twitter.com/HroMkLkFqE
— pwithm11 (@pwtham11) November 19, 2020
Honestly, we're still not sure what the mystery liquid is, though the common theory is that it's spray-on hair dye. Others have suggested it may be mascara dripping from his sideburns. Either way, Rudy should probably stay off of Twitter for a few days, because some of the reactions are brutal. However, with the way this year is going, we'll all have forgotten by next week's news cycle — so don't sweat it, Rudy!
Courtesy of GIPHY
What was your reaction to this strange press conference? Let us know in the comments!
